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The $14 Airport Water Incident: A Survivor’s Story
Gate B47. One bottle of “artesian” water. $13.99 plus a kiosk that tips itself. A survivor speaks.
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Local Gym Achieves Immortality: Membership Cannot Be Cancelled By Death
Cancellation hours are Tuesdays, 3:00–3:15 AM. Bring a notary, two doctors, and your estate planner.
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Concert Ticket Fees Now Include Fee-Viewing Fee
$4.99 to see an itemized list of your other fees. Analysts call it “a turducken of audacity.”