The Fine Print Doomsday Clock ⏰
Counting down to the moment the Terms & Conditions become longer than recorded human literature. Recalibrates whenever anything gets an app.
Exhibit A
The Museum of Modern Ripoffs
From the $14 airport water to the timeshare your uncle still legally co-owns with a stranger named Chad, we catalog the deals that history will judge. History, unlike the retailer, accepts returns.
Exhibit B
Play Along At Home
Battle a retention department. Buy an extended warranty and watch it evaporate. Consult an Oracle trained exclusively on buyer’s remorse. Our games teach real lessons at fake prices.
Exhibit C
The Fine Print Reading Room
Every week, a licensed* professional reads a Terms of Service so you don’t have to. Casualties so far: three interns and one philosophy degree.
*License pending. The licensing body charged a licensing fee to process the license fee.