Welcome to the Awful Arcade. No quarters required — we take everything else. Educational outcomes guaranteed*; entertainment sold separately.
Fine Print Fight ⚔️
You vs. MegaCorp Customer Retention. Turn-based combat. You will not win. That is the lesson.
Extended Warranty Simulator 🧾
Buy the coverage. File the claim. Learn what "comprehensive" means (nothing).
Totally Real Refund Predictor 📊
Cutting-edge actuarial science predicts your odds of ever seeing that money again.
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