Where does your money actually go? Our economists (two raccoons in a trench coat) present the official breakdown of every $100 you spend anywhere.
💵 The $100 Breakdown
- $38 — The thing you bought (defective)
- $17 — Convenience fee (mandatory)
- $12 — Inconvenience fee (also mandatory)
- $9 — Handling (nobody touched it)
- $8 — Shipping (it was digital)
- $7 — “Regulatory recovery” (they made this up)
- $5 — Fuel surcharge (again: digital)
- $4 — Fee-processing fee (self-explanatory, tragically)
📊 Fee Supply Schedule
Total supply of fees: unlimited (deflation impossible)
Circulating fees: all of them, at once, on your statement
Burned fees: 0 (fees are immortal)
Staking rewards: if you hold a fee for 12 months, it becomes two fees
🗺️ Roadmap
Q1: Introduce new fee
Q2: Apologize for fee
Q3: Rename fee (“Member Success Contribution”)
Q4: Raise fee, cite inflation, buy yacht, name yacht “Inflation”
Feeconomics is a peer-reviewed discipline. The peers are the raccoons.