Every terrible deal begins with a deck. We obtained one. Presented exactly as delivered in Ballroom C of an airport hotel near you.
Slide 1
THE OPPORTUNITY
“The global market for things is HUGE. If we capture just 1% of everything, we capture 1% of EVERYTHING.”
Slide 2
THE PROBLEM
“People still have some money.”
Slide 3
THE SOLUTION
“A platform. An ecosystem. A revolution. A synergy flywheel. (It is a subscription to nothing.)”
Slide 4
THE CHART
“This line goes up and to the right. We drew it ourselves. Note the absence of numbers on either axis. Bold.”
Slide 5
THE TEAM
“Serial entrepreneurs (the good kind of serial). Combined 40 years of experience being between things.”
Slide 6
THE ASK
“$2M for 0.5% equity, or your retirement account, whichever is more emotionally devastating. Wire only. No questions. ESPECIALLY no questions.”
This deck used the word “revolutionary” 89 times across 6 slides, a new indoor record.